“Fifty Shed’s Of Grey”

When the weather starts getting you down and you long for the days when the sun is on you at the allotment, along comes a book that cheers you up.  Fifty Sheds Of Grey, written by C T Grey is about Erotica for the not-too modern male.  Here are just a few entries in the book.  If you get a chance to read this, hide it from her indoors, as she may mistake it for that other book, you know, that one and get funny idea’s.

“I emptied the small water-butt for the fifteenth time that day and collapsed, exhausted, into my shed.  I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

“It was damp, uncomfortable and didn’t last very long but it’s true what they say – you never forget your first shed.”

“She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.  I moaned with pleasure.  Now for  the other boot…”